i can tell you without shame that i spent half my written expression class imagining FIli giving a head to Kili and what a great way of killing time
You know, in The Hobbit fandom we should never have ship wars. Because no matter who you ship, there’s about 90% chances that in December either 50% or 100% of your OTP will be dead (◡‿◡✿)
Mike wants to know if it is true that his younger brother hangs out with a vampire. Said vampire listens in on their conversation from the bedroom.
walk into the club like can I tempt you with a cup of camomile