tehnakki:

catastrophy-star:

Just imagined Sinqua Walls as Batwing and my brain shorted out.

Why isn’t there a show starring Sinqua Walls? It must be that most people have never had the pleasure of knowing what Sinqua Walls looks like. He looks like a freaking superhero, this man should be an action star where he’s jumping out of exploding buildings and respecting women’s boundaries and revealing that he’s also a master chef on the side. I’m just saying, Sinqua Walls’ jaw is so square that Legos get jealous. He would rock it as David Zavimbe.

guuuuuhh. Yes. yes this is the batman I deserve! GIMMEE!!!!

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

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